>4. Which person influences you the most?

My cat. He's my hero: he's fat, neurotic, and does nothing all day
but sleep, look out the window, and make messes for other people to
clean up. Then he gets to complain about it. Oh, and no matter how
much hair he sheds, he never goes bald.

As far as I can tell, the only real advantage in life I have over
him is toilet paper.
    --Grant Griffin (alt.humor.best-of-usenet)
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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