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I liked some of these bits of advice for s**** people

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If Oil goes up to $200 and gas prices follow... remember those stupid Biden stickers saying "I did that"? Can we get some for Trump?

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[after watching a video of an elephant nurshing where the still looked like it might be an elephant jerking off]
"Don't you wish you had a nose you could jerk off with?"
"...yeah I do."